You know the kind of hair I mean. Disney Dolls Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus both have it, and I feel it swamps them and detracts from their lovely, fresh faces. Look at the pictures of them at the Teen Choice Awards below and see if you can tell why I may take this stance. Of course, being the helpful Harry I am, I will provide hints.... more

This Transformers business has a pretty sexy cast, ay bro. What a good looking young bunch of coconuts: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Isabel Lucas, Josh Duhamel… mmmm Jooooosh Duhaameeel. Of course, here at PRIMPED, we’re most concerned with the ladies, even though when we’re buying the images of Getty our eyes keep drifting up to the lads.... more

I always liked Whitney best on The Hills. She was/is infinitely less irritating than LC and Audrina, and roughly 38, 997% less brainbendingly insipid than Heidi. Plus, she got style. Some sweet threads. Some originality. Isn’t just another cookie-cutter Cali girl. Which would be why she scored the spin-off series and racked off to NYC to work at DVF ASAP.... more

Oh Hiiiiiiiiiii! Ssup girls! How’s all my ladies today? Girls, let me tell you, you look fierce. Don’t you never let nobody tell you don’t look 100% fierce. Cause you ARE fierce. You’re hot. You’re the fiercest! You could be in the running to be Australia’s Next Top Fiercest Blog Reader. But it’s time for Tyra Mail. Which really means fierce mail. Fierce, angry-pretty-eyes mail.... more

Haha! Yes she is. I just wrote that in case Halle Berry was reading this and got upset. (She’s always on here, posting comments under fake names, asking why she’s not in more Primped Loves). Olga is supersonically beautimatocious. And does great makeup, too.... more