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Blondes earn more than brunettes (…But probably…

Oh, BLAKE LIVELY is so gonna rub this in LEIGHTON MEESTER’s face: According to a study performed by the University of Queensland, blonde-haired birds earn seven per cent more than women with hair of other colours. (Green notwithstanding. Green-haired girls rake it in.)... more

Zoe Foster Fri, 09 April 2010 8:43AM

Abbie Cornish’s new ‘Suffer In Your Jocks,…

Nothing says “I’m over you” to your ex-boyfriend than hiring a Monster truck and gleefully driving over his car, or in the case of Miss ABBIE CORNISH (who recently split up with one RYAN PHILLIPPE) chopping all your hair off, dying it gigablonde and wearing a spectacular red dress (and a saucy smirk) down the red rug.... more

Zoe Foster Wed, 03 March 2010 4:02PM

Grammys: Uh, Beyonce, are you wearing silver and gold…

I know she probably won’t answer me because she’s inside already and need to be quiet for the telecast of the Grammys, but I would like to discuss her hair. And possibly eye shadow, also.... more

Zoe Foster Mon, 01 February 2010 11:09AM

Isabel Lucas, I have taken issue with your spray tan…

Although I must remember that it’s not so much Miss LUCAS as her “people” that threw her into the Blonde-o-Matic before shooting her with several loaded spray tan guns. Or, you know, maybe it’s for a film role. I think we may have paid out on Miss KRISTEN STEWART at the MTV movie awards before realising her mullet was for an upcoming biopic. As if that will stop us doing it again! Walk the red carpet and your makeup and hair WILL be scrutinised. Walk the RSL carpet on the other hand, and you WILL find yourself enjoying a delicious $9 buffet. I know which I’d prefer.... more

Zoe Foster Mon, 19 October 2009 4:20PM

Blake Lively: Sexy in Six Minutes

I’m neither blonde nor tall nor blue-eyed nor 12 years old nor busty nor the star of a hugely successful TV series, and yet when I look at this picture of Blake Lively, I think, ‘I’m gonna do that look.’ Holler if you feel the same way.... more

Zoe Foster Thu, 27 August 2009 8:57AM

Heather Graham’s forest fairy-queen hair is actually…

Is it not fair to say your hair reflects who you are? That how you style it informs people about your personality without so much as a word being spoken or a Google search box being utilized for intense stalking? Of course it does. Don’t even know why I asked.
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Zoe Foster Wed, 12 August 2009 2:27PM

Agyness Deyn proves wearability of berry lips. (Ignore…

Since she stomped onto the scene in 2007 with her platinum crop and ivory skin and Bic lighter-blue eyes, Agyness Deyn has become one of Those Girls who we look to for fashion and beauty trends, even though we sometimes forget that she is paid for her looks and figure and that to emulate her look when we are five foot jack and with olive skin and black long hair won’t always come off. However. In her first big public outing for some time, Aggy has a new mop and a fetching new lipstick preference, and it’s got me all pumped because we can all do this one. Yeah, no, really.... more

Zoe Foster Thu, 04 June 2009 2:40PM

Mary Kate Olsen no longer looks like a small homeless…

She looks foxy! Refined! Sexy even! I was immediately struck by her devilish brand of glamour: Pale, matte face, walloping great red lip and her super blonde, super curly, flipped-over-fringe mop. And suddenly it struck me: Our little MK is all grown up.
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Zoe Foster Tue, 17 March 2009 7:00PM

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