Front Row Bandits: Megan Fox Vs Cate Blanchett
- Category:
- Red Carpet Renegades
I know, I know, they’re not even in the same stratosphere. But please, indulge my fantastical blogging whimsy. Here’s a shot of the two of them at the Giorgio Armani Prive Fashion Show at Palais de Chaillot in Paris, yesterday. And oh, doesn’t a picture just say a thousand words?
But who has time for a 1000. How about I write a couple on hundred instead.
Megan: “Oooooh, sexsexsexsexy! I’m such a naughty little pot of sex. Look at my vampish red lips and lustrous, long hair! My sexy tight dress with lots of flesh showing! THIS is how you do glamour. I am 105% glamour. I AM GLAMITUS PRIME. Cate must be feeling so old and totally unglamorous next to me. I almost pity her in her safe dress and pulled-back hair and plain makeup. She probably feels threatened by my youth and my obvious and overriding allure.”
Cate: “Who the f*ck is this little tramp?”
Ok.
Your turn.
Thu, 09 July 2009 7:05AM
12 Comments
Posted by: Kate
Thu, 09 July 2009 8:26AM
Look at Cate’s body language. I don’t think she could sit any further away from Megan if she tried.
Posted by: laurenb
Thu, 09 July 2009 8:24AM
The Go Fug Yourself girls do this photo so well.
Everyone should go check it out.
(But I don’t think I can post hyperlinks in comments)
What do you think?
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