Front Row Bandits: Megan Fox Vs Cate Blanchett
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- Red Carpet Renegades
I know, I know, they’re not even in the same stratosphere. But please, indulge my fantastical blogging whimsy. Here’s a shot of the two of them at the Giorgio Armani Prive Fashion Show at Palais de Chaillot in Paris, yesterday. And oh, doesn’t a picture just say a thousand words?
But who has time for a 1000. How about I write a couple on hundred instead.
Megan: “Oooooh, sexsexsexsexy! I’m such a naughty little pot of sex. Look at my vampish red lips and lustrous, long hair! My sexy tight dress with lots of flesh showing! THIS is how you do glamour. I am 105% glamour. I AM GLAMITUS PRIME. Cate must be feeling so old and totally unglamorous next to me. I almost pity her in her safe dress and pulled-back hair and plain makeup. She probably feels threatened by my youth and my obvious and overriding allure.”
Cate: “Who the f*ck is this little tramp?”
Ok.
Your turn.
Thu, 09 July 2009 7:05AM
12 Comments
Posted by: GeorgeGlasss
Sat, 11 July 2009 6:53PM
‘Glamitus prime.’ I love you so, Zoe.
Posted by: B
Fri, 10 July 2009 12:38PM
Oh haha… Cate is classic and so so beautiful! Look at that skin! And that smouldering look!
Posted by: tiger
Thu, 09 July 2009 9:53PM
Money (and plastic surgery) sure can’t buy class!
Posted by: Teneal
Thu, 09 July 2009 9:01PM
Hilarious!
Posted by: laurenb
Thu, 09 July 2009 4:00PM
I can’t look the photo now without thinking about what the GFY girls said about foundation.
There is a noticeable line! She doesn’t match!
I like Cate much better.
Posted by: gribbles
Thu, 09 July 2009 1:39PM
I’m more intrigued by the multitude of skin shades Megan Fox wears from one day to the next.
Posted by: elmo
Thu, 09 July 2009 11:39AM
Gotta love the classic, classy Aussie showing up the trashy, skanky American! They’re like polar opposites in looks, talent and personalities! Love Cate.
Posted by: JessyT
Thu, 09 July 2009 10:49AM
Doesn’t it just go to show, that you can fake the tan, the boobs, the hair..but not classic style! Cate is just magnificent!
Posted by: Laura
Thu, 09 July 2009 10:17AM
classic!
Posted by: Annanotherthing
Thu, 09 July 2009 9:41AM
Laurenb, I just read Go Fug Yourself too; hilarious.
I also liked the headline in Mx yesteday: “One of these women is a movies star- the other can act”
What do you think?
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