Celebrities look stupid after spray tans, too.
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I love myself sick after getting a solid spray of self-tanner, but I do NOT love the inconvenience that accompanies such activity. Like the wear black rule. Like the no bra rule. Like the have no plans rule. Like the wear pajamas to bed even if it’s 32 degrees, rule. Like the avoid male company because you smell like a rotting potato skin, rule.
And so when I saw this photo of Miss JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT clearly on her way home after a serious dose of St Tropez in spray gun form, I thought, ‘I feel you, sister. Stick in there - tomorrow morning it will be all worth it.’ Please note the fact she has popped some illuminating blush on her cheeks, which is an inspired move. Injects some life and colour back into (one very, very brown) canvas. (I usually pop on a bright gloss, too if God forbid, I have to roam the streets/face the General Public with a fresh spray.)

But it’s not just enough to just shower off the excess tan the morning after. No way, man.
You need to DOUBLE the moisturiser you normally use if you have had a spray tan. Go for a richly scented body butter (like the Body Shop Monoi Body Butter, Palmer’s Coconut Body Butter or Kiehl’s Gardenia scented body lotion) which will act as a Tricky Cat: dual purpose, double efficiency, scent masking and super hydrating.
Same goes for your face, would you believe. Don’t be tricked into thinking that DHA isn’t drying out your face, too. Either bring in a super hydrating serum before your face cream, or crack out a more luxurious, more nourishing face cream that is still ‘light’ enough not to overwhelm your skin. Simple has one: Kind To Skin Replenishing Rich Moisturiser which, as its name suggests, replenishes the skin, and if you’ve had a mist of spray tan all over your mug, that’s exactly what your skin needs.
What are your post spray tan tricks?

13 Comments
Posted by: theloveofpink
Thu, 01 October 2009 12:53PM
Thank you Sarah! I already go to a great place that does tuscan tan and I’m happy with it, but I really want to try a fake bake spray - I get such a delicious brown colour when i DIY-fake-bake.
Posted by: Lis
Thu, 01 October 2009 12:42PM
Can anyone rec a spray tanning booth around the inner west of Sydney (namely Balmain) I dont really want to stand in front of someone so i would prefer to try this....
Posted by: sarah
Thu, 01 October 2009 12:07PM
theloveofpink, I highly recommend Classic Beauty in Toorak Rd, Toorak. They use Tuscan Tan which I actually prefer to St Tropez, it gives you a lovely golden glow
Posted by: natalie17
Thu, 01 October 2009 11:46AM
No tricks, but I notice JLH has a french manicure… makes me sad.
Also, on the topic of tanning - if tanning the face (i’ve never had a professional spray), should we put it under our eyes/on our eyelids?
Posted by: theloveofpink
Wed, 30 September 2009 3:53PM
And on that note, is there anywhere in melbourne to get a fake bake spray? FB gives me the best brown hue ever.
Posted by: theloveofpink
Wed, 30 September 2009 3:48PM
When I was a serial spray-tanner, I also avoided any oil-based moisturisers, just like they advise pre-tan. I always, always stuck to water-based moisturisers. And SLS-free body washes. And a no-sexy-time 12 hour rule post-spray. God, those sprays used to rule my life.
Posted by: ZF
Wed, 30 September 2009 3:18PM
Yaz and I either have Mobile Spray Tanning’s Amanda Fraser come in, or I head to YM, (Fake Bake) or Ciao Bella or 54 Park St (my ol’ haunt from ACP days) for St Tropez.
Posted by: neonbaby
Wed, 30 September 2009 3:14PM
any suggestions for great spray tanners in Sydney (East)?
Posted by: ZF
Wed, 30 September 2009 2:41PM
SCOOTY! That is GENIUS!
Posted by: ZF
Wed, 30 September 2009 2:36PM
Bea, absolutely. Powder blush is a must. I reckon JLH is wearing mineral by the looks of it - best possible choice.
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