So, you know how Lindsay Lohan was (somehow) given the (dubious) role of “artistic advisor” for Emanuel Ungaro? Well here’s a photo of her backstage posing with a model… and providing a wonderful case for NOT getting hair extensions, NOT going overboard with self tan and NOT getting collagen lip injections and going EASY on the Botox. ... more

As you would surely be aware, the Pantsless Movement has become increasingly aggressive over the past six months, with platinum members Lady ‘crotchy’ Gaga, Beyonce ‘one-piece’ Knowles and Katy ‘reg grundies’ Perry starting to make the Pussycat Dolls look like a bunch of nuns. But little do most people know that roaming sans pantaloons is not always A) Easy, B) Very warm, C) Comfortable or D) Flattering. I know! And here we all were thinking those one-piece spandex numbers we used to wear to Physical Culture would be a delight and a cinch!... more

In the world of journalism, there is a saying that Three Equals A Trend. Three celebrities wearing black nail polish? Trend. Three stars wearing pink lipstick? Trend Three celebrities eating lunch? Trend. And so, after having seen Beyonce’s latest film clip, Ego, and putting it together with her clip for Diva and Single Ladies, I can now say with absolute conviction that we’re being TRICKED. We’re being duped into thinking she’s creating a trend, but really we’re just being hurled the same film clip, just with different hair and leotard necklines.... more

Hi Kim,

Look, I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but until you pay to have the Chloe dress you borrowed from me to be fixed, I’m afraid we just can’t be the friends we used to be. And don’t try and tell me it was like that when you borrowed it. I’m sick of the lies, KK.

Anyway. I saw that you had posted this photo of yourself on your blog. This photo of your violently sunburned face and body, care of a little sojourn to Mexico.
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I know a two-year old who insists on fresh nail polish each night. Ten year-olds who get blow-dries and spray tans. A five-year old who insists on taking lip gloss in her school bag. A four year old who performs glycolic peels on her friends. Okay, you’ve got me, that last one was fabricated. But surely you can see where I’m heading with this…... more

Elle Macpherson showed up at the opening of Tiffany and Co in Madrid, Spain yesterday, looking gorgeous and bouncy and smiley and, well, like someone who was paid many many dollars for their sizzly body and face and hair back in the ‘80s and ‘90s. But all I could see was her sun-damaged skin.... more

We’re all human. (Except for the exceptionally gifted dolphins reading this.) But even being human does not mean you are allowed to have that disGUSting white build up towards the corners of your lips.... more